Maandag 23 december 2013  -  Email uit Nigeria

Ik had vandaag een mooie email uit Nigeria in mijn mailbox:

From: alexsmith4536@yahoo.co.nz
 
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
 RADIO HOUSE, AREA 10,GARKI ABUJA
 ATTENTION: SIR/MADAM,
 OUR REF: FMF/FG1/2010
 DATE: 23/12/2013
 
ATTENTION .
 
FROM THE RECORDS OF OUTSTANDING FOREIGN PAYMENTS DUE FOR RELEASE
 WITH CENTRAL BANK, YOUR NAME AND CONTACT WAS DISCOVERED ON THE
 LIST OF THE OUTSTANDING FOREIGNERS' WHOSE FUND ARE STILL HANGING ON
 AND WHO HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENTS.

 I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS BEING PROCESSED AND WILL BE 
RELEASED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS SO THAT
 WE CAN AUTHENTICATE THE CLAIM LEGALLY.

 ALSO NOTE THAT FROM OUR RECORD THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR MR LAMIDO SANUSI
 (CBN) HAS ONLY MAPPED OUT THE SUM OF US3.2M THREE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED
 THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO BE RELEASED TO YOU FOR NOW, THROUGH ATM
 DELIEVER OR DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MODE OF FUND TRANSFER YOU WANT THIS FUND TO
 GETS TO YOU, PLEASE NOTIFY US IMMEDIATELY BEFORE WE PROCEED .
 
MEANWHILE, A MAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER,
 CLAIMING TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE AND SENT BY YOU.
 
HERE ARE HIS INFORMATION: 
NAME: JOSEPH KLEIHANS
 BANK NAME: ATLANTIC BANK OF NEW-YORK.
 ACCOUNT NUMBER: 089714001101.
 
PLEASE, DO CONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS MAN 
IS FROM YOU SO THAT OUR BANK WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WRONGFUL PAYMENT
 OR UNLAWFUL DIVERSION OF YOUR OVERDUE FUND INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT OR ADDRESS.
 
HOWEVER,WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID 
MR. JOSEPH KLEIHANS IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT THREE
 WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY. IF HE IS NOT YOUR REPRESENTATIVE OR SENT BY
 YOU, THEN YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT THIS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY
 RECONFIRMING TO US THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FOR US TO CROSS CHECK AND
 PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT.

 1. FULL NAMES;------------------------ -----------------------------
 2. RESIDENT CONTACT ADDRESS;---------------------
 3. DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER OR CELL NUMBER;-----------------------
 4. AGE AND OCCUPATION ;-----------------------------
 5; COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY IF POSSIBLE;--------------------- ---------\
 
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND UNDERSTANDING. 

BEST REGARDS, 
YOURS TRULY, 
MR ALEX
 (FUND TRANSFER OFFICER CENTRAL BANK)

Ik kon het echt niet laten, om even te reageren op zo'n mooi verzonnen verhaal. Dit is waarschijnlijk de mooiste die ik ooit uit Nigeria heb gehad....

DEAR MR. ALEX,
 
THANK YOU FOR SHOUTING AT ME. NEXT TIME YOU MAY SWITCH OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY 
AND JUST USE REGULAR LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
This is indeed a VERY URGENT matter. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. 
Thank you also for NOT including ANY contact information, so I have no way to 
contact you directly, except through email. It seems you did use a Yahoo! email 
address in New Zealand. I always thought that a bank would use a regular email 
address from their own organization in their own country, but apparently banks 
in Nigeria are just fine sharing financial information using unsecure Yahoo! 
email addresses in foreign countries - in which they shout to their customers. 
Must be a cultural difference, that I don't understand.

But yes, Mr. Josheph Kleihans is my legal representative. Please hand him all 
the money, preferably in bills on 20 dollars so, it can't be traced back to me. 
Thank him for the dirty job he did for me (I really have no more trouble with 
those pesky mafia guys!) and please tell him to have a very merry Christmas and 
a happy new year, and to spend all that cash wisely (no more guns, Joseph, you 
have enough of them; really, no more!!!).
 
Dearest regards,
 
MR. MICHEL

Vreemd genoeg heb ik nooit geen reactie meer vernomen uit Nigeria. Ik ben toch nieuwsgierig wat er gebeurd is met al dat geld...

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